"While the other team is rehydrating, we're curing like a fine-tuned jerky," said Jones, likely basing the idea on his own skincare routine.

"Come next summer, it will be impossible to bring up the Inca Empire without mentioning NASCAR’s undeniable impact," said CEO Jim France.

"What should I be doing? Do you want me to go to space? Do you want me to start a basic retirement plan? Ha, that's a laugh," said Blug.