Trump considering abandoning Black vote in exchange for angle on Harris

History was made yesterday after public and private pressure prompted President Joe Biden to step out of the race, becoming the first sitting president to do so.

Now just months before November’s election, the Trump campaign is searching for a new angle on the Democrats’ presumptive nominee — Vice President Kamala Harris.

“Laughing Kamala. Really, Donald? You can do better. Where’s that signature sense of humor?” said a frustrated Trump to himself, the “signature” style being that of a third grade bully with cold, unloving parents.

Harris is a spry pup compared to Biden and not nearly as corrupt as 2016 opponent Hillary Clinton, negating his old material. Plus, given that she’s a former prosecutor known to be tough on crime, the law enforcement angle falls flat.

So what can Trump do? Return to the basics.

“People are gonna say ‘Donald, you need minority voters’ and ‘Donald, you’re gonna prove the other side right,’ but here’s the deal – what will my adoring supporters think of me if the nominee is half-Indian, half-Jamaican and I let it slide? I’d be donezo!” insisted the former president before making clear that he would intentionally get her heritage wrong in public settings in the future.

While the strategy is still being worked out, Trump is reportedly already prowling 4chan in search of a new speechwriter.

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Photo courtesy of public domain via Lawrence Jackson