A new study from AARP found that about one in four adults over the age of 50 in the United States expect to never be able to retire.
This is in part due to the rising cost of nursing homes. Or as they'll be known in the future, work camps.
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A 52-year-old runner drank 25 glasses of wine for charity while participating in Sunday's London Marathon.
He later said of the gruesome 26.2 mile event, "It was a breeze — I barely even remember it."
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Chicago's locally and internet-famous "rat hole" was removed by the DOT on Wednesday due to the hazardous imprint.
Officials are currently keeping the slab in storage, but given the mark's religious following, it will likely miraculously ascend by Sunday.
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Jennifer Aniston's production company has announced that a modernized version of 1980 classic "9 to 5" will be created.
Edits include changing the title to "8 to 7" and hiring one lead to do the work of three actors.
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A U.S. tourist is facing 12 years in prison after accidentally bringing four bullets on a plane to Turks and Caicos.
He would've gotten away with the oversight, but unfortunately, it was the one airport in the world where security is ran be white-tailed deer.
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Harvey Weinstein's New York rape conviction was dropped after it was learned that testimony was accepted from those whose allegations were not part of the case.
Though the once-respected producer is still convicted in California, the Manhattan district attorney's office has indicated that a retrial is likely, forcing victims to retell their stories as well as the American public to have to look at a human blobfish attempting to reach the surface.
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Photo courtesy of Winslow Dumaine
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