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Writer's pictureMackenzie Moore

Snoop Dogg, Starbucks, and global conflict


The United Auto Workers have endorsed agreements between three major Detroit automakers, the most popular being Ford's with 67% support.


Fittingly, 67% is about how much their cars depreciate in value after leaving the lot.

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Said the Court, "DeSantis' outfit was impeccable, but the lip-synching needed some work."

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Snoop Dogg announced on Instagram that he's giving up smoking, much to the chagrin of those who have known him for his weed smoking persona over the last few decades.


This is more shocking than if someone had revealed that Queen Elizabeth II was addicted to heroin for 70 years. On the bright side, his new edible line in partnership with Martha Stewart is going to fly off of the shelves.

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Following a merciless raid on a hospital in Gaza, head of intelligence for consulting firm Le Beck Michael Horowitz says that evidence for the attack being justified "so far is underwhelming."


I will say — "underwhelming" isn't how I'd describe Biden's reaction to the conflict, at least. It's actually much worse.

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After fully endorsing Donald Trump for president this week, new House Speaker Mike Johnson was found to have had strong words against him in 2015, saying "The thing about Donald Trump is that he lacks character and the moral center we desperately need again in the White House."


In fairness to Johnson, if Trump did have character and a strong moral character, he never would've been elected in the first place.

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Today is "Red Cup Day" at Starbucks, prompting thousands of employees at over 200 stores to walk off the job during one of the biggest days of the year for the multi-billion dollar corporation in an effort to unionize.


Ah — hating Starbucks this time of year is so special, don't you think? It's probably the only thing a barista and your loud uncle who scrolls on Facebook on the couch all day have in common.

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Photo courtesy of Toglenn via CC BY-SA 4.0

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