Former President Donald Trump slammed Forbes yesterday after he failed to make the magazine’s top 400 billionaires list.
He did, however, make the top billion $400-aires list.
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The Canadian auto workers’ strike ended today after just 13 hours.
Those familiar with the situation say that the key to ending the heated negotiation was asking nicely.
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Four of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s siblings are speaking out against the presidential candidate after he ended his bid for the Democratic nomination in order to run as an independent.
This leaves Democrats no choice but to turn to the next best option — present-day Diane Feinstein.
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Former Texas congressman Will Hurd suspended his presidential bid on Monday before endorsing Nikki Haley.
In other news, Will Hurd was running for president.
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More than 1,000 birds died in one night after flying into the Chicago Field Museum.
“Not so much better now, are you?” said a dirty street pigeon eating a piece of stale,wet bread out of a trash can.
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PepsiCo CEO Ramon Laguarta says that the loss of profit from consumers taking appetite suppressants like Ozempic has been “negligible.”
He went on to say that the main cost has come from increasing consumers’ appetites by adding weed to every can.
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A Virginia woman is in good spirits after her doctor prescribed a cat to improve her health.
“It works great, but after the first one, it gets really difficult to find more cats to eat,” she said.
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Rep. George Santos is being charged with allegedly stealing the identities of campaign donors, making charges on their credit cards without their knowledge or permission.
It’s an awful thing to do, but I’ve gotta hand it to him — the drag queen outfits he bought with the money make him look absolutely fabulous.
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