In an appearance on Meet the Press, former president Donald Trump said he could've pardoned himself while in office, but "had no interest." However, Trump notably did not have the power to pardon himself from state cases.
He's that guy after a divorce who's like "Yeah, I could've kept the house, but I wanted to live in a cockroach-infested basement apartment instead. My ex can keep the five bedrooms and the pool — all I wanted out of the divorce was a cot and a dart board."
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At least six schools have been set on fire in Belgium after the country made sex ed mandatory.
Also burning? People's STD-ridden genitals after having sex without education.
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A video game software company is receiving death threats after adding an extra fee every time users download a new game.
The fee is 20 cents, which means most of the death threats have involved six-year-olds with water guns and a life savings of $30.
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A study was published showing that consciousness may occur even after the heart and brain flatline.
This shouldn't be news to anyone — that's basically the entire senate.
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Infowars founder and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones spent $93,000 on personal expenses in July alone despite not paying a dollar towards the $1.5 billion he owes families of the Sandy Hook Elementary shooting victims.
To be fair to him, it probably costs a lot of money to keep up his look — his "look" being "Orc who was turned into a human and then went through five stressful divorces."
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Tesla is working on using 3D printing technology to construct cars in order to meet CEO Elon Musk's goal of halving production costs.
Also halved? Thousands of people after driving a car built as cheaply as possible by a printer.
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