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Writer's pictureMackenzie Moore

Nebraskan abortions, Powerball, and Michael Caine

Updated: Sep 23, 2023




A $70 million Powerball winner spoke out about the difficulty of retaining relationships due to winners' lack of anonymity.


She should just become a billionaire - it's a lot easier to hide money that way.

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Michael Caine says that at 90-years-old, his next movie might be his last, specifically citing difficulty walking.


He went on to announce that he's running for senate.

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A new study found correlation between severe COVID-19 and Neanderthal genes.


Researchers discovered this by asking hospitalized patients whether their precautions primarily involved doctors with decades of experience or themselves with two hours on the internet.

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Kiwi Camara, one of the highest paid CEOs in the U.S., abruptly resigned this month after a groping a young employee.


It's a shock given how much people with power can get away with, but it does make sense – he's a lot more likely to get another $100 million than he is to get consent to touch a boob.

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Dallas mayor Eric Johnson has switched his party affiliation from Democrat to Republican after winning re-election with a whopping 93% of votes in May.


On first glance, it seems shocking that he'd effectively betray his constituents by switching platforms right after receiving such overwhelming support, but it makes a ton of sense after learning that he did it for a boat ride.

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A Nebraska mother was sentenced to two years in prison after giving her then 17-year-old daughter abortion medication.


Two years is an ironic sentence given that that's the exact age when most parents wish they had an abortion instead.

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Photo courtesy of Manfred Werner via CC BY-SA 3.0

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