At least 180,000 people are under evacuation orders as wildfires rage in Los Angeles, wiping out entire neighborhoods.
The fire department’s budget may have been slashed, but rest assured — the LAPD is prepared to fight fire with fire using their brand-new tanks with built-in massage chairs.
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President-elect Donald Trump says he plans to make Canada the 51st U.S. state through “economic coercion.”
It’s a ridiculous idea, but not shocking given that he’s clearly not a fan of doing anything that involves enthusiastic consent.
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The popularity of “Wicked” has sparked a debate as to whether or not it’s appropriate for audience members to sing in a movie theater during regular screenings.
Here’s a good guide — if you’re the kind of person who thinks people will enjoy hearing you over Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande, you should probably keep quiet.
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Meta has announced that it will end its fact-checking program for Facebook, Instagram, and Threads.
This comes after the news that Mark Zuckerberg murdered 18 people with a hammer after being spotted attempting to make love to a decomposing sea lion.
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Elon Musk spoke with a leader of Germany’s far-right party on X in an effort to amplify their message ahead of the country’s national elections.
In doing so, Musk amplified a message of his own — “I will support absolutely anything for the love and adoration of perpetual 12-year-old edgelords who rely on ChatGPT to form a thought.”
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Nancy Pelosi returned to the House floor with the aid of a walker this week, again raising concerns about older politicians’ stranglehold on U.S. politics.
This comes as Dianne Feinstein plans to run again through the help of a medium.
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