France's interior minister said about 1,000 people suspected of meddling for foreign powers have been blocked from attending the Olympics.
Of course, "meddling for foreign powers" translates to "having the gaul to visit Paris despite not being French."
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The Secret Service director resigned today following the attempted assassination of Donald Trump.
It's clearly the right move for security's sake, but I can't help but feel a little bad — usually when a person is responsible for someone being shot in the ear, they just get a promotion at Claire's.
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New research published by the Journal of the American Medical Association suggests that giving the poor basic income could reduce visits to the ER.
The results seem to be due to the benefits of financial security, including decreased stress, diminished substance abuse, and a reduced need to roll out of moving taxis.
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JD Vance lashed out against Biden during a campaign rally yesterday, slamming the president's declining mental capacity while also saying history will remember him as a "quitter."
"You don't even start rolling until the wheels are fully off," continued Trump's running mate.
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A new survey from the Associated Press indicates that Vice President Kamala Harris has well over the 1,976 delegates needed to win the Democratic nomination.
There are currently no other candidates, but 54 of the delegates remain undecided in hopes that their ideal candidate may come along — a white man with a nice smile whose family has bred golden retrievers for an absolute minimum of three generations.
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Eminem's new album, "The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)," has debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard 200, dethroning Taylor Swift's "Tortured Poets Society" after 12 weeks.
Swift plans to return to the top spot the same way she stayed there — by releasing the exact same album, but with three minutes of bonus content.
Said Swift, "Who wants one complete deluxe edition when you can spend hundreds of dollars to get four songs?"
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