Rep. Matt Gaetz filed a motion this evening to strip House Speaker Kevin McCarthy from his position.
It'll be tough to make happen, but rumor is that there's already a lengthy list of the most qualified candidates to take over — anyone not liked by Matt Gaetz.
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France is dealing with a major bedbug infestation, prompting Paris deputy mayor Emmanuel Gregoire to say "no one is safe."
With the Paris Olympics just 10 months away, officials are expected to fix the issue by giving
the bedbugs loans to start their own cafés.
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Former President Trump appeared in court today to defend himself against a lawsuit claiming that he defrauded banks and investors by "wildly" overstating the value of Trump properties and other assets, with Trump specifically saying "I'm going to court tomorrow to fight for my name and reputation."
Of course, all Trump needs to do to fight for his reputation is agree with everything the
prosecution says.
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A new report has found that homeownership is the most unaffordable it's been since 2007, with costs over 1/3 of the average paycheck.
"Wait, you guys are getting a paycheck?" said millions of Americans.
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Bill Belichick experienced the biggest loss of his head coaching career against the Cowboys on Sunday, losing 38-3 and benching quarterback Mac Jones in the third quarter.
Observers say that after the game, he was so mad that he sewed his sleeves back on.
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Scientists Katalin Karikó and Drew Weissman were awarded the Nobel Prize in medicine for their work with mRNA vaccines, a key innovation in protecting against COVID-19.
Conversely, those who reject the discovery are expected to win a Darwin Award momentarily.
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The Trump campaign left a birdcage and a bag of bird seed outside of presidential candidate
Nikki Haley's lowa hotel room, a reference to Trump nicknaming her "birdbrain."
Haley's team returned the favor by leaving a steaming pile of shit on Trump's front doorstep.
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