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Penguin-only islands targeted by Trump tariffs ‘strongly considering’ military action against United States
“You ever seen ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’? We are conniving sons of bitches," threatened eastern rockhopper penguin Bruce Elliot.
Mackenzie Moore
Shein April Fools’ prank just photoshopped image of happy, healthy adult factory workers
“I’m energized and excited to spend my entire career at Shein, which I began working for at an appropriately mature age," said the caption.
Mackenzie Moore
Sober on St. Patty’s: Other festive ways to end up vomiting on the street
Four alcohol-free ways to still end up vomiting on the street with the rest of the hooligans.
Mackenzie Moore
Report: WGA agreement includes ‘heaps and heaps’ of cocaine
"Homeless is fine, but sober is a no-go," said Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav.
Mackenzie Moore
Sep 25, 20232 min read
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Studio execs consider WGA demands after AI fails to write personalized anniversary, birthday cards
Up until now, executives have not blinked at the idea of cutting writers in favor of low cost and even lower quality AI generated scripts.
Mackenzie Moore
May 9, 20232 min read
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