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Trump deported to El Salvador after stating 'homegrown criminals are next'
“Please disregard any images of the first lady popping champagne, high-fiving, and grinning from ear to ear," said press secretary Karoline Leavitt.
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Penguin-only islands targeted by Trump tariffs ‘strongly considering’ military action against United States
“You ever seen ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’? We are conniving sons of bitches," threatened eastern rockhopper penguin Bruce Elliot.
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Shein April Fools’ prank just photoshopped image of happy, healthy adult factory workers
“I’m energized and excited to spend my entire career at Shein, which I began working for at an appropriately mature age," said the caption.
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Historical records show Jesus had $300 million annual marketing budget
Newly discovered historical records show that the son of God had what now equates to a $250 million annual marketing budget.
Mackenzie Moore
Feb 13, 20242 min read
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Super Bowl ads, listeria, and Times Square
More foods are being recalled due to a deadly outbreak of listeria poisoning, including seven-layer dip, chicken enchiladas, and taco...
Mackenzie Moore
Feb 9, 20242 min read
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NFL to hold first ‘Ugh Bowl’
"Get ready for an okay time!" said commissioner Roger Goodell.
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Jan 29, 20242 min read
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Report: Philadelphia Eagles considered putting Gritty in during final play of Super Bowl LVII
"Yes, there were only a few seconds left in the entire game, but plenty of men have been murdered in far less time," noted Coach Sirianni.
Mackenzie Moore
Feb 13, 20233 min read
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Surveillance balloon discovered floating over Andy Reid’s house
The sighting comes before arguably the biggest day in American sports —second to Nathan’s Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest.
Mackenzie Moore
Feb 11, 20232 min read
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