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Penguin-only islands targeted by Trump tariffs ‘strongly considering’ military action against United States
“You ever seen ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’? We are conniving sons of bitches," threatened eastern rockhopper penguin Bruce Elliot.
Mackenzie Moore
Shein April Fools’ prank just photoshopped image of happy, healthy adult factory workers
“I’m energized and excited to spend my entire career at Shein, which I began working for at an appropriately mature age," said the caption.
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Sober on St. Patty’s: Other festive ways to end up vomiting on the street
Four alcohol-free ways to still end up vomiting on the street with the rest of the hooligans.
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Confirmation hearings, Mr. Baseball, and Conan's quaff
The Desk 1/16/25
Mackenzie Moore
Jan 162 min read
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The Desk: Election Day 2024 edition
The Desk 11/5/24
Mackenzie Moore
Nov 5, 20242 min read
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Source: Bronny James 'likely' to be drafted by dads on community rec center team
"After winning state in '96, I was like a king at school. Now, I can't even get a hug from my daughter's choir teacher," scoffed Brierson.
Mackenzie Moore
May 29, 20242 min read
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Restaurant with ‘World Famous’ sign internationally known for being awful
The Wooster, Ohio Italian joint has been in business since 1997.
Mackenzie Moore
Feb 19, 20243 min read
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Puerto Rican cats, feces-filled Pringles cans, and war crimes
An Ohio lawyer has been suspended after throwing a Pringles can filled with feces onto the parking lot of a crime victim advocacy center....
Mackenzie Moore
Nov 30, 20232 min read
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