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Penguin-only islands targeted by Trump tariffs ‘strongly considering’ military action against United States
“You ever seen ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’? We are conniving sons of bitches," threatened eastern rockhopper penguin Bruce Elliot.
Mackenzie Moore
Shein April Fools’ prank just photoshopped image of happy, healthy adult factory workers
“I’m energized and excited to spend my entire career at Shein, which I began working for at an appropriately mature age," said the caption.
Mackenzie Moore
Sober on St. Patty’s: Other festive ways to end up vomiting on the street
Four alcohol-free ways to still end up vomiting on the street with the rest of the hooligans.
Mackenzie Moore
Girl Scouts, Russian Olympians, and Alabama
The Russian Olympic Committee has lost its appeal against the suspension put in place by the International Olympic Committee, meaning...
Mackenzie Moore
Feb 23, 20242 min read
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Puerto Rican cats, feces-filled Pringles cans, and war crimes
An Ohio lawyer has been suspended after throwing a Pringles can filled with feces onto the parking lot of a crime victim advocacy center....
Mackenzie Moore
Nov 30, 20232 min read
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Snoop Dogg, Starbucks, and global conflict
The United Auto Workers have endorsed agreements between three major Detroit automakers, the most popular being Ford's with 67% support....
Mackenzie Moore
Nov 16, 20232 min read
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