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Trump deported to El Salvador after stating 'homegrown criminals are next'
“Please disregard any images of the first lady popping champagne, high-fiving, and grinning from ear to ear," said press secretary Karoline Leavitt.
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Penguin-only islands targeted by Trump tariffs ‘strongly considering’ military action against United States
“You ever seen ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’? We are conniving sons of bitches," threatened eastern rockhopper penguin Bruce Elliot.
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Shein April Fools’ prank just photoshopped image of happy, healthy adult factory workers
“I’m energized and excited to spend my entire career at Shein, which I began working for at an appropriately mature age," said the caption.
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McDonald’s employee who snitched on alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter revealed to be Ronald McDonald
"We didn’t expect the result to be so on the nose — a squishy red one, to be exact,” said an anonymous online investigator.
Mackenzie Moore
Dec 10, 20242 min read
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Employer health insurance plan only covers doctor wearing dirty smock in dimly-lit shack
"My doc may use rusty needles, but heck — he finds a vein on the first try every time. That oughta count for something," said one employee.
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Oct 14, 20242 min read
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Old Navy introduces junior maternity clothing line for Fourth of July sale
The line is the first of its kind to cater to those between the ages of 10-15.
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Jul 4, 20242 min read
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Intrusive Thought Victory: This guy bit his dentist's hand as hard as he could
"I didn't wanna do it, but I definitely did," said Broderick.
Mackenzie Moore
May 26, 20232 min read
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