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Shein April Fools’ prank just photoshopped image of happy, healthy adult factory workers
“I’m energized and excited to spend my entire career at Shein, which I began working for at an appropriately mature age," said the caption.
Mackenzie Moore
Sober on St. Patty’s: Other festive ways to end up vomiting on the street
Four alcohol-free ways to still end up vomiting on the street with the rest of the hooligans.
Mackenzie Moore
Pope Francis spotted in hospital with fresh breast implants: ‘Maybe they’ll listen now’
“They told me I’d be in here for a while, so I figured ‘What the heck — slap ‘em on me,’” recounted His Holiness.
Mackenzie Moore
Jerry Jones to ban seating, hydration from Dallas Cowboys sideline
"While the other team is rehydrating, we're curing like a fine-tuned jerky," said Jones, likely basing the idea on his own skincare routine.
Mackenzie Moore
Nov 12, 20242 min read
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Death row, the Taliban, and the Dallas Cowboys
The Desk 8/26/24
Mackenzie Moore
Aug 26, 20242 min read
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Jerry Jones to challenge Dak Prescott for Dallas Cowboys' starting quarterback spot
After 35 years of sitting up in the box, I think it's about dang time I touch some grass," said Jones.
Mackenzie Moore
Jan 15, 20242 min read
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