"Remember when your mom learned Photoshop just to cut me out of the picture you sent for the Christmas card?” asked girlfriend Jane Vye.

"I know, I know — they're not really kids. They're 23-year-old women now! But gosh, I worry about those girls," began the browning greenery.

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"I will never, ever, ever put ketchup on a hot dog — that's for little babies," said the kindergartner.

"Valentine's Day is supposed to be about love, so I don't see why it can't be about self-love too," said Altadena's Maria Schaffer.

Former President Donald Trump slammed Forbes yesterday after he failed to make the magazine’s top 400 billionaires list. He did, however,...

"I haven't had a vacation in years, but have you ever had a cake pop?" said Winona, Minnesota P.E. teacher Eric Wilcox.

With major strikes happening across the country, many teachers are calling for a strike of their own. While most would assume they would...

"Windy City? Good luck avoiding a stray bullet," said Babson.

"I mean come on — I'm not driving a car, I'm doing brain surgery. It's not rocket science," said Dr. Fowley.