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Jimmy Carter attributes reaching 100 to 'guts, peanuts, and plenty of smut'
Times Square Elmo 'seriously' weighing potential mayoral run following Eric Adams indictment
Studio execs consider WGA demands after AI fails to write personalized anniversary, birthday cards
Man's strongly held political beliefs based on articles he's never read
Local businesses torn down to make room for new tent city
Surgeon receives OWI after cracking beers in operating room
State of Wisconsin collectively agrees to pretend it's summer
Wisconsin mourns end of peak season in which eating fried fish considered healthy
Easter Bunny announces egg gifting cutbacks
Five food mascots even sexier than the green M&M
Twitter to release feature allowing users to delete other people's tweets
Local dog wondering why nobody ever takes him bowling
How to tell if the tapeworm inside your body is safe to keep as a pet
TCU kicked out of March Madness after shooting blood at Gonzaga players through eyes
Old beer finally green enough to drink
Packer fans’ cheese eating session more emotionally charged today
Guy at Oscar party just pretending to know the rules
Penance given by priest a little steep
Aging couple just wants to live long enough to become burden to children
Girl Scouts introduce tuna melt flavored cookie
Black coffee snob could actually use less bitterness
Marjorie Taylor Greene introduces bill to outlaw menus without pictures of food