Jimmy Carter looking forward to spending birthday with 'most beloved' family and friends after being gifted Ouija board
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Jimmy Carter attributes reaching 100 to 'guts, peanuts, and plenty of smut'
Times Square Elmo 'seriously' weighing potential mayoral run following Eric Adams indictment
Ron Johnson on not speaking up about Madison Nazi march: 'I want to be reelected'
George Santos 'looking forward' to going back to old life as astronaut, surgeon
Woman struggling with imposter syndrome since losing middle school spelling bee
Snoop Dogg, Starbucks, and global conflict
Marvel announces new superhero to be out of shape guy lying on couch
Barry Manilow, Marines, and the Supreme Court
Bucky Badger, Willie the Wildcat attend therapy together prior to matchup: 'For Becky'
Trump explains why he valued old, rotting treehouse at $100 million
Banks, narcs, and The Wiggles
Trump forced to sell beloved golden toilet in order to pay legal fees
Not today, toxic masculinity: This man makes an effort to hold hands at the urinal
Taylor Swift elected Speaker of the House
RFK Jr., Forbes billionaires, and avian mass suicide
'Mein Kampf' to be only book allowed in school libraries
Vacation fund primarily for coffee, 'little treats'
Teachers unions to strike unless given right to smack one kid per quarter
Catty politicians, Parisian bedbugs, and the Nobel Prize
Future Republican debates to be moderated by those windy dancing car dealership thingies
Taylor Swift, government shutdowns, and eating grass
Report: WGA agreement includes ‘heaps and heaps’ of cocaine