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Jimmy Carter attributes reaching 100 to 'guts, peanuts, and plenty of smut'
Times Square Elmo 'seriously' weighing potential mayoral run following Eric Adams indictment
Man’s favorite sub shop whatever’s located in hospital
Increased police presence on Sesame Street due to bomb threat
Taylor Swift uses big Grammy win to announce purchase of Kansas City Chiefs
Punxsutawney Phil, Elmo, and the CIA
Study finds strong correlation between eating can of soup in two separate servings and being a psychopath
Perp caught stealing apple pie from windowsill sentenced to death: 'It was still steaming'
NFL to hold first ‘Ugh Bowl’
Solo cups to be $20 each in effort to compete with Stanley
Ron DeSantis spending newfound free time practicing human smile in bathroom mirror
Jerry Jones to challenge Dak Prescott for Dallas Cowboys' starting quarterback spot
Man's New Year's resolution is to come up with good fake answer when asked about New Year's resolution
Pop-Tarts Bowl mascot to be canonized as saint by Pope Francis
Joe Gow to replace Jay Rothman as president of Universities of Wisconsin: 'Wisconsin education needs an attentive lover'
Giuliani sells decades-old prized dead bug collection after filing for bankruptcy following defamation suit
Starbucks to combat 'war on Christmas' complaints with new fetus flavor
Draymond Green to receive anger management training from tantrum-prone toddler
'GTA VI' protagonist to be guy trying to sneak out of work 30 minutes early
Puerto Rican cats, feces-filled Pringles cans, and war crimes
Comprehensive list of people worse off following death of Henry Kissinger
Why my family is dressing like Winnie the Pooh this Thanksgiving