Jimmy Carter looking forward to spending birthday with 'most beloved' family and friends after being gifted Ouija board
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Jimmy Carter attributes reaching 100 to 'guts, peanuts, and plenty of smut'
Times Square Elmo 'seriously' weighing potential mayoral run following Eric Adams indictment
NBA to begin awarding four points for tackling
TikTok, the Titanic, and marijuana-eating rats
Mike Tyson, State of the Union address, and aliens
Biden to use State of the Union address to summarize entire 'The Lord of the Rings' series
Close call: Facebook restored just before uncle gets news from news source
Jason Kelce retires, immediately throws all clothing in bonfire
Children at Chuck E. Cheese traumatized by adult Leap Day birthday parties
Wendy’s CEO salary reduced to 10 cents due to low market demand
Girl Scouts, Russian Olympians, and Alabama
Generous landlord agrees not to raise rent in exchange for ripping out plumbing, electricity
Healing crystal collection primarily gravel, glass found in parking lots
Wine with strong notes of manure, rotten fish wins top prize
Restaurant with ‘World Famous’ sign internationally known for being awful
Paul McCartney, Swedish murderers, and cornhole
Biden returns to Oval Office for first time since killing, eating man
Report: 78% of heart-shaped pizzas eaten alone in dark
Historical records show Jesus had $300 million annual marketing budget
Super Bowl ads, listeria, and Times Square
Puppy Bowl athlete disqualified after testing positive for PEDs