Jimmy Carter looking forward to spending birthday with 'most beloved' family and friends after being gifted Ouija board
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Jimmy Carter attributes reaching 100 to 'guts, peanuts, and plenty of smut'
Times Square Elmo 'seriously' weighing potential mayoral run following Eric Adams indictment
Coworker waiting until your mouth full to ask question
Athletic raccoons, mercury poisoning, and Harrison Butker
Lying mom insists happy children all she wanted for Mother's Day
Local man looking forward to catching Northern Lights right outside window when TV less interesting
RFK Jr.: 'The presidency should go to whoever can eat the most worms'
Dick's Sporting Goods to only stock tents after being named top retailer of new homes
Report: Anti-fascist Columbia University demonstration somehow not work of antifa
Otherwise untoned man's bulging calves impossible not to ogle
Tourists, rat holes, and blobfish Weinstein
Caleb Williams to skip NFL draft after learning other players will be drafted same night
Car celebrating Earth Day by refusing to start
O.J. Simpson, 'Golden Bachelor,' and Lunchables
New York earthquake, Alabama police, and Conan
Boss' April Fools' Day prank just throwing employee appreciation event
Phone call postponed until in public bathroom stall
March Madness, happiness, and pig kidneys
Employee fired after losing office March Madness bracket competition in first round
Chicagoan insisting ketchup doesn't belong on hot dogs also has strong opinions on chicken nuggets, PB&J sandwiches
Man wearing 'Kiss me, I'm Irish' t-shirt really just alcoholic in need of hug