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Shein April Fools’ prank just photoshopped image of happy, healthy adult factory workers
“I’m energized and excited to spend my entire career at Shein, which I began working for at an appropriately mature age," said the caption.
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Sober on St. Patty’s: Other festive ways to end up vomiting on the street
Four alcohol-free ways to still end up vomiting on the street with the rest of the hooligans.
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Pope Francis spotted in hospital with fresh breast implants: ‘Maybe they’ll listen now’
“They told me I’d be in here for a while, so I figured ‘What the heck — slap ‘em on me,’” recounted His Holiness.
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New York earthquake, Alabama police, and Conan
The Desk 4/5/24
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Apr 5, 20241 min read
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March Madness, happiness, and pig kidneys
The Desk 3/22/24
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Mar 22, 20242 min read
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TikTok, the Titanic, and marijuana-eating rats
The Desk 3/13/24
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Mar 13, 20242 min read
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Mike Tyson, State of the Union address, and aliens
The Desk 3/8/24
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Mar 8, 20242 min read
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Oprah, McConnell, and 34,000 Big Macs
The Desk 3/1/24
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Mar 1, 20241 min read
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Girl Scouts, Russian Olympians, and Alabama
The Russian Olympic Committee has lost its appeal against the suspension put in place by the International Olympic Committee, meaning...
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Feb 23, 20242 min read
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Paul McCartney, Swedish murderers, and cornhole
After teasing a third party run, Sen. Joe Manchin has announced he won't be running for president after all. "Oh no! Well, anyway..."...
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Feb 16, 20242 min read
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Super Bowl ads, listeria, and Times Square
More foods are being recalled due to a deadly outbreak of listeria poisoning, including seven-layer dip, chicken enchiladas, and taco...
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Feb 9, 20242 min read
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Punxsutawney Phil, Elmo, and the CIA
Punxsutawney Phil didn't see his shadow today, clearly predicting an early spring. Given the groundhog's batting average, meteorologists...
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Feb 2, 20242 min read
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Puerto Rican cats, feces-filled Pringles cans, and war crimes
An Ohio lawyer has been suspended after throwing a Pringles can filled with feces onto the parking lot of a crime victim advocacy center....
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Nov 30, 20232 min read
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Snoop Dogg, Starbucks, and global conflict
The United Auto Workers have endorsed agreements between three major Detroit automakers, the most popular being Ford's with 67% support....
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Nov 16, 20232 min read
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Barry Manilow, Marines, and the Supreme Court
Senate Democrats are pushing ahead with a resolution that would circumvent Alabama Sen. Tommy Tuberville's blockade on confirming...
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Nov 14, 20231 min read
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Banks, narcs, and The Wiggles
Deposits at major banks including Wells Fargo, Chase, and Bank of America were delayed due to what officials are calling "human error."...
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Nov 4, 20232 min read
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RFK Jr., Forbes billionaires, and avian mass suicide
Former President Donald Trump slammed Forbes yesterday after he failed to make the magazine’s top 400 billionaires list. He did, however,...
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Oct 10, 20232 min read
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Catty politicians, Parisian bedbugs, and the Nobel Prize
Rep. Matt Gaetz filed a motion this evening to strip House Speaker Kevin McCarthy from his position. It'll be tough to make happen, but...
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Oct 2, 20232 min read
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Taylor Swift, government shutdowns, and eating grass
President Biden appeared at the United Auto Workers strike today, saying he supports them getting a raise and to "stick with it." Soon...
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Sep 26, 20232 min read
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Nebraskan abortions, Powerball, and Michael Caine
A $70 million Powerball winner spoke out about the difficulty of retaining relationships due to winners' lack of anonymity. She should...
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Sep 22, 20231 min read
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Bob Ross, Kraft Singles, and the death penalty
Sen. John Fetterman said today "If those jagoffs in the House stop trying to shut our government down and fully support Ukraine, I will...
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Sep 20, 20231 min read
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Pardons, Belgian STDs, and violent children
In an appearance on Meet the Press, former president Donald Trump said he could've pardoned himself while in office, but "had no...
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Sep 15, 20232 min read
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